That is the way I describe my X. There isn't anyone on earth who can get me as riled up as she can. Why do I even answer the phone when she calls? Believe it or not, it is due to my former father-in-law. He is quite elderly and one fine gentleman. He is the reason I answer the phone. And she knows I will answer the phone because of him. Sometimes, I wonder if she was adopted. She is nothing like her father or late mother. Or even like her siblings. So, as I was browsing through YouTube today, I found a song that fits my feelings toward her quite nicely. Fine Young Cannibals, take it away!