There aren't many things I hate worse than going to the doctor. Going to the dentist would be one thing I hate to do. Sitting with my car as it is being repaired would probably top the list of things I hate to do. But, last week, I had to go to my urologist and dermatologist all in the same damn week. Both were awkward for a variety of reasons I won't go into. The urologist visit is to a doctor I don't like. To be honest, there aren't many doctors I do like. But, he is #1 on my list. He is rude at times. The thing about it, I don't say anything when he is an ass. I'm always at a loss for words for some damn reason. I plan on correcting that the next time I visit. Next visit, I am going to be an asshole too. I'm sick of him. I just don't like him. My dermatologist is a pretty good guy. He seems the opposite of the urologist. But, it takes so long to get an appointment with him. I've heard that is typical of all dermatologists these days. But, like all doctor visits, once I get to the skin doc's office, it's hurry up and wait and wait and wait. Once in the back room, you wait some more. I hate waiting if you have not figured that out by now. All in all, I think it is safe to say I avoid going to the doctor as much as possible. At my age, I shouldn't do that. But, I am so miserable while I am there. It is a necessary evil, I know.
It seems that I always meet up with someone who has a personality disorder on my office visits. Take for example the office visit to my dermatologist last week. My appointment was 8AM. The office wasn't even open when I got there. Shortly after I got there, this mouthy woman shows up and lets me know she is unhappy with the entire world. Case in point, there was a rattle coming from what I believe I correctly deduced as an AC vent. She said it wasn't an AC vent causing the noise. She didn't offer an idea what was causing the noise. But, she 100% with it not being the AC vent. People like that drive me insane. Then we make it into the office, she proceeds to sit next to me again. Once again, she mouths off about politics and why this country is headed to hell. I didn't disagree with much she had to say. But, one thing I learned a long time ago is never discuss politics and religion with people you don't know. In fact, it's a good idea not to discuss the two with people you do know. Thankfully, I was called into the back to wait on the doctor. I don't have to go back to him for at least four months. It may be even longer. I think four months is too quick for a routine check. Thankfully, I don't have to see Dr. Rude (urologist) for another year.
If you have stories about your doctor visits, please feel free to share.